CM Punk vs. Delirious

I have no idea how to explain this match in anything resembling a coherent paragraph. Of course it went the full 60. This was Punk's final IWA match, advertised and delivered. In a wonderful twist, he didn't go out with a 60-minute mat classic, he went out with a 60-minute tribute to Chris Candido and any other funny motherfucker that's ever stepped foot in a ring. It was awe-inspiring ridiculousness. I'm going to do this in bullet points.